i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
- me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
- me:
- me: is that the sun
I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off
It got real dark real fast
dear lord.
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
